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Mein Kampfi Journal
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Was playing tag with some of my schweine friends then I got hit by a book and we got this little thing.
THE RULES ARE:
• You must post these rules. (Did that.)
• Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.(I'll do that.)
• You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal. (Can't do that.)
• Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them! (See above.)
• No tag-backs. ( I tag
)
Since I love myself why the ficken not?
1. I was born in 20 April 1889 and still sitting on this verdammt chair!
2. I fantasized about being a priest. I don't think half-dead people can be priest, can they?
3. One of my most humiliating things in my life was when one of family members got drunk and took my school certificate, it got torn in four pieces and used as a toilet paper. Then one of my family members turned in my certificate - torn and covered in Scheiße, to the director, the director gave me such a dressing-down that I started shivering like a jelly, it was the most humiliating and the most painful thing I ever had, I got expelled from school just because someone thought it would be a good idea to use my OWN CERTIFICATE as a toilet paper.
4. I had trouble building a relationship with my father, I was more close to my mother who always loved me and trusted me in everything, she always told me bed time stories, made sure I was comfortable in my bed, I still visit her grave once a week. I don't really want to talk about why we had trouble with my father. You better look up in them Internet things or whatever you call them, cyber-world?
5. I always dreamed about being an artist and I did! I drew some paintings. Personally I like them very much! I once got in a trip to Court Museum to study the pictures on the walls so I can improve my skills that some people found unfitting and said I should study something else than architecture, but when I got there the only things that caught my eyes were big huge things that were typically made from bricks or wood - Buildings!
I took more time watching the museums itself than it's arts on the wall!
Later when I had barely any money, I bought a few postcards with pictures on them and had an idea to get me some cash, I copied the picture's silhouettes and drew them to sell them to one of the good ol' villagers or passing tourists
6. As I child, I liked playing Cowboys and Indians very much! I always liked these types of games where you get to be someone and dominate them. I still remember that time when I was chasing this kid to a tree where we circled, I got exhausted and took a 5 second rest and he managed to climb the tree while I was resting, after a while struggling to force him get down by throwing rocks, grabbin' his leg, tryin' to shake the tree, he fell down and laughed a bit, sure I helped him get up after that, I'm not that evil.
7. I didn't really hate jews, I was a regular guest in one of the noble Jewish houses, I was good towards them and interacted with them well, most of the things they were saying were interesting actually! So please don't take that stuff I did before close to your heart.
8.I'll be honest with you, If you think you're less lucky than me, you better listen twice or read, I had a lot of bad stuff in my life like spastic colon, I had to go to the toilet like 8 times every night to make sure I don't sleep in a shitty bed after a few minutes.
I had skin lesions too, that stuff was a bitch, I still wish I didn't had that, I can't tell you much about it.
Arrhythmia - Irregular heartbeat, I could've had cardiac arrest or had a sudden death any god damn minute and that stuff was scary! Although my mom managed to calm me down and I love her for that, Although she died from a horrible disease which is kind of embarrassing to talk about...
Aspergers Syndrome which explains itself, I had hard time interact with my fellow friends, but they managed not to mind my social troubles.
I had syphilis which I don't really want to talk about now too.
And Parkinson's disease which really gave me a hard time to live my life, I couldn't control almost all of my moves which made me drop my own made cookie where I had only small amount of flour and other ingredients to make a cookie, shit was bad, but I almost managed to CONTROTNALFL control myselfoGAJG, sorry about that.
9. I had teeth problems, I tell you what, I had my own dentist which put a dental brige to my upper jaw and that hurt a lot but I managed to live with that. I also had a gum infection which caused me severe tooth aches which is REALLY un-enjoyable to talk with. Eat 3 buckets of ice cream, any flavor, preferably watermelon taste, and explaining your child my biography. So you better make sure you go to a dentist once a year, I highly reccomend that, so please listen to me and consider this as a most important thing in your life, I know you won't want to go but you'll thank me later knowing that the dentist told you had some crazy infection and it would turn out worse if you'd live with that.
10. I wrote a book about myself and my small adventures in my life, named My Struggle or Mein Kampf, You'll learn a lot about me in that book and it has some of the most interesting thing in it if you're interested more about me, I recommend that. There's a lot more stuff in it written than here and missed out stuff that I didn't write here, small life details that are quite interesting.
I enjoyed writing it and knew that someday it'll be useful. And it's certainly not up to me whatever on how to get one of these books or you can get it free from me which is now not possible.
I hope you enjoyed reading this wall of text as much as I did writing it.
THE RULES ARE:
• You must post these rules. (Did that.)
• Each tagged person must post 10 things about themselves on their journal.(I'll do that.)
• You have to choose and tag 10 people and post their icons on the same journal. (Can't do that.)
• Go to their pages and tell them you tagged them! (See above.)
• No tag-backs. ( I tag
)Since I love myself why the ficken not?
1. I was born in 20 April 1889 and still sitting on this verdammt chair!
2. I fantasized about being a priest. I don't think half-dead people can be priest, can they?
3. One of my most humiliating things in my life was when one of family members got drunk and took my school certificate, it got torn in four pieces and used as a toilet paper. Then one of my family members turned in my certificate - torn and covered in Scheiße, to the director, the director gave me such a dressing-down that I started shivering like a jelly, it was the most humiliating and the most painful thing I ever had, I got expelled from school just because someone thought it would be a good idea to use my OWN CERTIFICATE as a toilet paper.
4. I had trouble building a relationship with my father, I was more close to my mother who always loved me and trusted me in everything, she always told me bed time stories, made sure I was comfortable in my bed, I still visit her grave once a week. I don't really want to talk about why we had trouble with my father. You better look up in them Internet things or whatever you call them, cyber-world?
5. I always dreamed about being an artist and I did! I drew some paintings. Personally I like them very much! I once got in a trip to Court Museum to study the pictures on the walls so I can improve my skills that some people found unfitting and said I should study something else than architecture, but when I got there the only things that caught my eyes were big huge things that were typically made from bricks or wood - Buildings!
I took more time watching the museums itself than it's arts on the wall!
Later when I had barely any money, I bought a few postcards with pictures on them and had an idea to get me some cash, I copied the picture's silhouettes and drew them to sell them to one of the good ol' villagers or passing tourists
6. As I child, I liked playing Cowboys and Indians very much! I always liked these types of games where you get to be someone and dominate them. I still remember that time when I was chasing this kid to a tree where we circled, I got exhausted and took a 5 second rest and he managed to climb the tree while I was resting, after a while struggling to force him get down by throwing rocks, grabbin' his leg, tryin' to shake the tree, he fell down and laughed a bit, sure I helped him get up after that, I'm not that evil.
7. I didn't really hate jews, I was a regular guest in one of the noble Jewish houses, I was good towards them and interacted with them well, most of the things they were saying were interesting actually! So please don't take that stuff I did before close to your heart.
8.I'll be honest with you, If you think you're less lucky than me, you better listen twice or read, I had a lot of bad stuff in my life like spastic colon, I had to go to the toilet like 8 times every night to make sure I don't sleep in a shitty bed after a few minutes.
I had skin lesions too, that stuff was a bitch, I still wish I didn't had that, I can't tell you much about it.
Arrhythmia - Irregular heartbeat, I could've had cardiac arrest or had a sudden death any god damn minute and that stuff was scary! Although my mom managed to calm me down and I love her for that, Although she died from a horrible disease which is kind of embarrassing to talk about...
Aspergers Syndrome which explains itself, I had hard time interact with my fellow friends, but they managed not to mind my social troubles.
I had syphilis which I don't really want to talk about now too.
And Parkinson's disease which really gave me a hard time to live my life, I couldn't control almost all of my moves which made me drop my own made cookie where I had only small amount of flour and other ingredients to make a cookie, shit was bad, but I almost managed to CONTROTNALFL control myselfoGAJG, sorry about that.
9. I had teeth problems, I tell you what, I had my own dentist which put a dental brige to my upper jaw and that hurt a lot but I managed to live with that. I also had a gum infection which caused me severe tooth aches which is REALLY un-enjoyable to talk with. Eat 3 buckets of ice cream, any flavor, preferably watermelon taste, and explaining your child my biography. So you better make sure you go to a dentist once a year, I highly reccomend that, so please listen to me and consider this as a most important thing in your life, I know you won't want to go but you'll thank me later knowing that the dentist told you had some crazy infection and it would turn out worse if you'd live with that.
10. I wrote a book about myself and my small adventures in my life, named My Struggle or Mein Kampf, You'll learn a lot about me in that book and it has some of the most interesting thing in it if you're interested more about me, I recommend that. There's a lot more stuff in it written than here and missed out stuff that I didn't write here, small life details that are quite interesting.
I enjoyed writing it and knew that someday it'll be useful. And it's certainly not up to me whatever on how to get one of these books or you can get it free from me which is now not possible.
I hope you enjoyed reading this wall of text as much as I did writing it.
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Summer Time!
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Time to go get some juice!
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MERRY CHRISTMAS
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Holy moly. I'm gonna wish Santa a world domination... How about you?
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